26 5 / 2012
I was having a lovely night when all of a sudden a bat flies by my head. The normal reaction to this is to scream at the top of your lungs, and hide under a blanket crying and shaking until your mom comes home, so that’s what I did. We then go armed, me with the blanket and a broom, her with a towel and a long handled duster…. and spend an hour before we get it out of the house, the whole time trying to guide it to safety… me screaming… and us running around and swinging our weapons, trying to guide it away from our fucking faces and bodies, and towards the open door. FML.
Also, turning 21 soon. TROLOLOL
25 5 / 2012
Correction - I always think.
(Source: i-moon-shine, via asskickally)
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